Thoughts for the Holidays

I have been super busy this month and my holiday blogging didn't really happen but here are some thoughts from the past few weeks (like a mini-blog each):

-Zoo Lights would be better if people left their kids and monster strollers at home.  Actually, if everyone but us stayed home as well.

-Why does the purchaser of an ornament at Macy’s have to be the one to return the item?  What if it was a gift?

-Why are my snickerdoodles transparent?

-My battery operated lights are not holding up in the rain.

-Why, after testing the lights, then spending the time to hang then, don’t they work?

-If you are charging us $5 for a Christmas Market, there better be more there than a guy selling random hats.

-I love you Amazon.   In particular, the $2.99 sale you had on Gone Girl.

-When Christmas shopping and walking to and from the store, do not do what we like to call “Pull a Coach” which is purchase a heavy item that you have to lug all over and kill your arms.  Explanation: A couple years ago for Christmas, Coach and Feisty got me a marble pastry board.  It weighs a billion pounds and Coach had to lug said item across the city and on the commuter rail.  LOL

-After years of making your own cards, do not send store bought ones.  People will complain.

-Yes, it’s another orphaned child, lawyer is bad, Christmas movie.