Scene from our bathroom. 11:00PM last night.
Mr. (supposedly brushing his teeth): AHHH!!!! WHAT IS THIS????
Me (almost asleep): What?
Mr.: EWWW… I THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF BUG. WHAT KIND OF BUG IS THIS?!!!!!!!!
Me: Well, kill it then I guess.
Mr.: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BUG LIKE THIS!!! OH MAN!!!!
Me: Do you want me to come look at it?
Mr.: AHHHH!!!!!
(Me starting to get up out of bed…)
Mr.: Oh wait a minute. Is that a fake eyelash? Hmmmm…
Me (finally in the bathroom as well poking it with a box): Yep, looks like a fake eyelash to me.
Mr.: OK well then... Let's go to bed.
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